Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy.
Washington, D.C.
Don’t judge me!.
I am convinced that this design will greatly reduce the ability of it to be used to puncture or unlawfully cause stab-like injuries. I would like to encourage the designer to press forward with this product, as I genuinely believe it can reduce both accidental harm within the kitchen and stab-like injuries in general.
Detective Inspector Mark Clarkson. MPS Anti - Knife Crime Unit “Operation Blunt” Violent Crime Directorate. TPHQ
What the hell is he talking about you ask?
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Annoyed that MTV2 thought it necessary to ‘bleep’ “And a loaded automatic just to blow me all away”.
further proof that P.T. Barnum was right (even if he may not have said it).
ABC’s doing a reboot of V, looks like fun
Clearing off the random photos from my cell phone…
sprinkler room win
You haven’t truly suffered until you’ve eaten Dominos Pizza in India.
That said, this is both amusing and confusing at the same time
As a result of the bag search, a variety of suspicious items were found.
I’m gonna guess a bottle of water and a fingernail clipper. Am I right?! Am I right?!
And, no, the fact that the guy detained was in fact a baddie doesn’t make me hate the TSA any less.
aah the joys of the coming police state.
US Customs agent #1: What’s in the box? What kind of camera? How much did it cost? Do you have paperwork for it? I could seize it you know. Make you pay a duty on it. Certificate of origin. Blah Blah Blah. Check the box for commercial merchandise. I’m doing you a favor by letting you in.
Me: … (remember don’t talk to the police).
US Customs agent #2: Form please.
Me: I was told to check the commercial merchandise box…
US Customs agent #2: By who? Number 17? She’s a moron. <quotes seemingly random string of numbers and letters> Tools of the trade.
Me: Thanks, I’ll remember that. <smile>
Every time I travel to Canada I can’t help but think of it as some sort of bizarro world version of the US. Close enough to be familiar enough, different enough to be odd.
Also, I remember people being frendlier. Maybe it’s just Toronto?
Zombie movie, from the zombies point of view.