sometimes google is unintentionally hysterical.
sometimes it does things like, put an google ad for “why mommy is a democrat” on my sidebar.
Mommy is a Democrat because she likes to tell people what do do.
Mommy is into domination.
Archive for February, 2007
simply harness the power of “The Gorebot Effect” to lower temperatures world wide.
he’s gonna need a bigger soapbox…
The state House on Thursday rejected a Democratic amendment that would have banned splash guards with images that are “obscene or hateful.”
“I personally am tired of explaining to my 11-year-old son why they (women) are depicted on mudflaps , but not all women are 36Ds. He’s very confused by that,” Ulmer said.
How awful that the representative would have to, you know, actually parent…
it may be old but…
of course being in the creative ‘bizness’ I’d have to come up with twenty of these in 1/2 hour.
how do I get me one of these cushy UN jobs?
Jeebus H. Keerist on a flaming pogo stick. did someone put something in our water? Now some jagoff wants to ban spinny wheels? Shat’s next? A blanket ban on shiny objects?
And now, for your viewing pleasure. The object of the latest bit of retardation, the ban I mean, not the wheels 
Just when I thought people couldn’t get any stupider than Timothy Treadwell…
It was unclear why Karen Aerts, 37, entered the cheetah cage late Sunday, Olmense Zoo spokesman Jan Libot said. She was found dead in the cage, Libot told VTM television.
Aerts, from the city of Antwerp, was a regular visitor to the zoo, which is 90 kilometers (55 miles) northeast of Brussels.
One of the cats that killed her was named Bongo. Aerts had adopted Bongo under a special program, paying for food for the cat, Libot said.
“Karen loved animals. Unfortunately the cheetahs betrayed her trust” he said.
Hmm, Senator iPod’s position on… oh, everything?
I’m not sure whether to laugh or scream…
SENATOR CARL KRUGER REPEATEDLY REFUSED TO PROVIDE ANY RESPONSES TO CITIZENS ON ISSUES THROUGH THE 2006 NATIONAL POLITICAL AWARENESS TEST WHEN ASKED TO DO SO BY
Though I guess it figures that a guy so out of touch with the constituency wouldn’t feel the need to make his positions known to us mere mortals
Update: It doesn’t exactly look like Senator iPod is looking both ways while standing in the middle of the street in this picture does it?
I’m just sayin…
Oh, great, now the whole f’ing state’s going SuperNanny.
(CBS) NEW YORK First it was cell phones in cars, then trans fats. Now, a new plan is on the table to ban gadget use while crossing city streets.
We all seem to have one — an iPod, a BlackBerry, a cell phone — taking up more and more of our time, but can they make us too distracted to walk safely? Some people think so.
If you use them in the crosswalk, your favorite electronic devices could be in the crosshairs.
Legislation will be introduced in Albany on Wednesday to lay a $100 fine on pedestrians succumbing to what State Sen. Carl Kruger calls iPod oblivion.
“We’re talking about people walking sort of tuned in and in the process of being tuned in, tuned out,” Kruger said. “Tuned out to the world around them. They’re walking into speeding cars. They’re walking into buses. They’re walking into one another and it’s creating a number of fatalities that have been documented right here in the city.”
Pedestrians have been hurt and killed in the manner Kruger describes. Not surprisingly, though, iPod users are less than thrilled with the senator’s proposal.
“That’s not a distraction,” said one woman, iPod securely implanted in her ears. “You have your iPod in your ears and you’re crossing the street, you are looking with your eyes. You don’t have to hear anything, really … I guess.”
Added another New Yorker: “It’s a terrible idea. It’s outrageous.”
Kruger said not so fast.
“If you want to listen to your iPod, sit down and listen to it,” Kruger declared. “You want to walk in the park, enjoy it. You want to jog around a jogging path, all the more power to you, but you should not be crossing streets and endangering yourself and the lives of others.”
Kruger’s bill would only apply to big cities across New York state. We don’t know what kind of support it has in Albany, but he hopes that the New York City Council, which has already banned indoor smoking and trans fats in restaurants, will pick up the cue.
Would someone please clue in Mr. Kruger… people are sometimes retarded, and you can’t fix stupid.