Daily Archive for September 18th, 2007

holy fscking sh*t

thanks to Uncle, I’m not sleeping tonight

LIMA (AFP) - Villagers in southern Peru were struck by a mysterious illness after a meteorite made a fiery crash to Earth in their area, regional authorities said Monday.
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Around midday Saturday, villagers were startled by an explosion and a fireball that many were convinced was an airplane crashing near their remote village, located in the high Andes department of Puno in the Desaguadero region, near the border with Bolivia.

Residents complained of headaches and vomiting brought on by a “strange odor,” local health department official Jorge Lopez told Peruvian radio RPP.

Seven policemen who went to check on the reports also became ill and had to be given oxygen before being hospitalized, Lopez said.

Rescue teams and experts were dispatched to the scene, where the meteorite left a 100-foot-wide (30-meter-wide) and 20-foot-deep (six-meter-deep) crater, said local official Marco Limache.

“Boiling water started coming out of the crater and particles of rock and cinders were found nearby. Residents are very concerned,” he said.

not the sharpest spoon…

…in the drawer


MINSK (Reuters) - A Russian man was caught trying to use a metal cup to burrow under the border between Belarus and the European Union, Belarus border guards said on Tuesday.

The 19-year-old Russian was detained by border guards as he embarked on his great escape to EU member Poland by digging under the border.

“The man tried to tunnel under the security system and at this interesting moment was detained by border guards,” a spokesman for the border guards said.

“He would have had to tunnel for about 1 kilometre to get to Poland,” the spokesman said.

It was unclear why the man was using a cup to dig his tunnel. He also had army rations, camouflage, maps and a textbook on survival.

The man, who faces a fine of about $300, said he was heading for Germany to see his girlfriend.

But border guards suspect he wanted to go to France to join the Foreign Legion.

name that country 2

name that country 2