The scene: I’m at a macys in Jersey, waiting by the dressing rooms, and reading a book (nice touch with the couches by the way macys).
There’s a TV on showing fox news…
Two women walk up, one with a bunch of clothes the other holding 2 purses.
Woman 1: “I’ll be out in 10 minutes”
Woman 2: “ugh fox news I’ll wait over here”
and starts to walk away
Me: “forgot your tinfoil hat?”
She was not amused