Archive for April, 2008
you may have heard of the guy who was trapped in an elevator for 41 hours a few weeks ago here in new york city. now the spoofs have begin
this one had me crying
The NYPD’s new firepower consists of cops with Mp5 submachine guns, rifles, body armor and bomb-sniffing dogs.
Starting Thursday, five or six teams a day will patrol the major transit hubs in the city in the new program, all thanks to a 50 percent increase in a Homeland Security grant.
“Times Square, Grand Central, Penn Station … the locations you would expect, but not only those locations. The assignments will vary and will be following no discernible pattern,” NYPD Commissioner Ray Kelly said.
Many straphangers were thrilled to see the city going all the way to protect its citizens.
“It’s a very good idea,” Patricia Knight Williams said. “It’s like a deterrent. It’s going to make me feel safer, much safer, yes it will. It’s a good idea.”
but Patricia seems to like it…
the source doesn’t exactly look unimpeachable but if this is even partially true it’s pretty damn scary.
why can’t they just bribe people with cigarettes and beer like the rest of the country?
What do you do if you’ve got a bunch of old subway cars you need to get rid of?
Dump them off the coast of Delaware New Jersey of course.
More proof that knowing your target market is critically important.
Or, is there a big call for crack among the elderly?
step one. play this all afternoon
HT: alphecca
Since the FAO’s report in April 2006 tens of thousands of farmers have switched from food to fuel production to reduce US dependence on foreign oil. Spurred by generous subsidies and an EU commitment to increase the use of biofuels to counter climate change, at least 8m hectares (20m acres) of maize, wheat, soya and other crops which once provided animal feed and food have been taken out of production in the US.
Seems to me that every time the .gov gets involved in something it turns to sh*t.
Thanks to bio-fuel subsidies the price of my bagel keeps going up how much does that suck?
