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Commissioner Kenneth Mayfield, who is white, said it seemed that central collections “has become a black hole” because paperwork reportedly has become lost in the office.
Commissioner John Wiley Price, who is black, interrupted him with a loud “Excuse me!” He then corrected his colleague, saying the office has become a “white hole.”
That prompted Judge Thomas Jones, who is black, to demand an apology from Mayfield for his racially insensitive analogy.
from here
VANCOUVER, British Columbia (Reuters) - Another severed human foot has been discovered washed ashore on Canada’s Pacific coast, but police are no closer to solving the gruesome mystery on where they are coming from.
The shoe-clad foot was discovered on Thursday on a small uninhabited island south of Vancouver in the Strait of Georgia, and is the fourth discovered in the region in the past 10 months.
All four cases involved right feet, and each was found on a different island. The earlier feet were also still in shoes.
The discoveries have sparked wide speculation over where the feet came from and who they belonged to, but the Royal Canadian Mounted Police warned people on Friday “not to get caught up in unsubstantiated theories.”
None of the severed feet appears to have been forcibly removed, and because the shoes would have protected the feet as they floated in the water, forensic experts say they could even have floated into the strait from a long distance away.
DNA testing has failed to link the earlier discoveries to any missing person cases in British Columbia.
you may have heard of the guy who was trapped in an elevator for 41 hours a few weeks ago here in new york city. now the spoofs have begin
this one had me crying
so does this mean I’m affluent?
or just “OVER - OVER” represented? 
What do you do if you’ve got a bunch of old subway cars you need to get rid of?
Dump them off the coast of Delaware New Jersey of course.
