Archive for the 'Funny' Category
the maid at your hotel has a shopping cart rather than a cleaning cart.
saw this at the lovely Texan motel in Austin yesterday.
The audience was stunned yesterday when Vice President Biden spent 20 minutes on the podium eating a ear of corn.

So, the once respected New York Times has been caught airbrushing the truth once again. This time with Photoshop.

Read the whole story here
Don’t judge me!.
You haven’t truly suffered until you’ve eaten Dominos Pizza in India.
That said, this is both amusing and confusing at the same time
aah the joys of the coming police state.
US Customs agent #1: What’s in the box? What kind of camera? How much did it cost? Do you have paperwork for it? I could seize it you know. Make you pay a duty on it. Certificate of origin. Blah Blah Blah. Check the box for commercial merchandise. I’m doing you a favor by letting you in.
Me: … (remember don’t talk to the police).
US Customs agent #2: Form please.
Me: I was told to check the commercial merchandise box…
US Customs agent #2: By who? Number 17? She’s a moron. <quotes seemingly random string of numbers and letters> Tools of the trade.
Me: Thanks, I’ll remember that. <smile>
I hate having to get up early.
In rural Africa, with limited telecommunication infrastructure the internet consists of printouts.
If you want to look something up, you tell a guy (let’s call him Google) and he gets on his bicycle, rides into the city, looks it up on the internets, prints it out, then brings the printout back to you…








