Archive for the 'Funny' Category

Everyone’s getting into the 1911 market.

Quote of the day


…marijuana is a gateway drug to libertarianism.

A very “special” kind of bureaucrat…

Saw this at the airport today. Somehow it seems apropro.

TSA-losers
click to enlarge.

#1 sign you’re in a sketchy hotel

the maid at your hotel has a shopping cart rather than a cleaning cart.

saw this at the lovely Texan motel in Austin yesterday.

canadian healthcare

Vice Idiot Biden

The audience was stunned yesterday when Vice President Biden spent 20 minutes on the podium eating a ear of corn.

biden-corn

recommended for you fail.

recommended for you fail

open site, insert foot.

So, the once respected New York Times has been caught airbrushing the truth once again. This time with Photoshop.

shopped

rockin to now

Read the whole story here

LOL’d

beer

Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy.

Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy.

Washington, D.C.

rockin’ to now.


Don’t judge me!.

motivational

firearms

police lie

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aim fail.

Clearing off the random photos from my cell phone…

sprinkler room win

sprinkler room win

That which doesn’t kill you…

You haven’t truly suffered until you’ve eaten Dominos Pizza in India.

That said, this is both amusing and confusing at the same time

pic from this weekned

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Back in the USSR

aah the joys of the coming police state.

US Customs agent #1: What’s in the box? What kind of camera? How much did it cost? Do you have paperwork for it? I could seize it you know. Make you pay a duty on it. Certificate of origin. Blah Blah Blah. Check the box for commercial merchandise. I’m doing you a favor by letting you in.

Me: … (remember don’t talk to the police).

US Customs agent #2: Form please.

Me: I was told to check the commercial merchandise box…

US Customs agent #2: By who? Number 17? She’s a moron. <quotes seemingly random string of numbers and letters> Tools of the trade.

Me: Thanks, I’ll remember that. <smile>

my morning

I hate having to get up early.

internet

In rural Africa, with limited telecommunication infrastructure the internet consists of printouts.

If you want to look something up, you tell a guy (let’s call him Google) and he gets on his bicycle, rides into the city, looks it up on the internets, prints it out, then brings the printout back to you…

internet