did you ever wonder what you get when you cross a Smart with a Unimog?
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VANCOUVER, British Columbia (Reuters) - Another severed human foot has been discovered washed ashore on Canada’s Pacific coast, but police are no closer to solving the gruesome mystery on where they are coming from.
The shoe-clad foot was discovered on Thursday on a small uninhabited island south of Vancouver in the Strait of Georgia, and is the fourth discovered in the region in the past 10 months.
All four cases involved right feet, and each was found on a different island. The earlier feet were also still in shoes.
The discoveries have sparked wide speculation over where the feet came from and who they belonged to, but the Royal Canadian Mounted Police warned people on Friday “not to get caught up in unsubstantiated theories.”
None of the severed feet appears to have been forcibly removed, and because the shoes would have protected the feet as they floated in the water, forensic experts say they could even have floated into the strait from a long distance away.
DNA testing has failed to link the earlier discoveries to any missing person cases in British Columbia.
you may have heard of the guy who was trapped in an elevator for 41 hours a few weeks ago here in new york city. now the spoofs have begin
this one had me crying
so does this mean I’m affluent?
or just “OVER - OVER” represented? 
What do you do if you’ve got a bunch of old subway cars you need to get rid of?
Dump them off the coast of Delaware New Jersey of course.
More proof that knowing your target market is critically important.
Or, is there a big call for crack among the elderly?
…but this comment over at Les’ place had me crying
kindly send me a free underwear please
thanks & regards
mahesh chand
my address:
mahesh chand
village-nagla pati ram
po-bichpuri
agra-283105
India
I realize that the war on drugs long ago escalated into the absurd but this is just retarded.
Ald. Robert Fioretti (2nd) persuaded the Health Committee to ban possession of “self-sealing plastic bags under two inches in either height or width,” after picking up 15 of the bags on a recent Sunday afternoon stroll through a West Side park.
In other news, the Chicago Swat executed a no knock warrant on the Transportation Security Administration on suspicion of drug dealing, several innocent people were shot.
With the holiday travel season nearing, plastic bag manufacturers are coupling with airport authorities to give travelers the plastic bags they need to carry shampoos and other liquid items on airplanes.
OTTAWA (AFP) - A severed human foot has been found in Canada’s westernmost Gulf Islands, marking the third such discovery in six months stumped police said Saturday, noting all three are right feet, size 12, male and shod in sneakers.
I hear that police are on the lookout for people walking clockwise.