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What do you do if you’ve got a bunch of old subway cars you need to get rid of?
Dump them off the coast of Delaware New Jersey of course.
More proof that knowing your target market is critically important.
Or, is there a big call for crack among the elderly?
…but this comment over at Les’ place had me crying
kindly send me a free underwear please
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I realize that the war on drugs long ago escalated into the absurd but this is just retarded.
Ald. Robert Fioretti (2nd) persuaded the Health Committee to ban possession of “self-sealing plastic bags under two inches in either height or width,” after picking up 15 of the bags on a recent Sunday afternoon stroll through a West Side park.
In other news, the Chicago Swat executed a no knock warrant on the Transportation Security Administration on suspicion of drug dealing, several innocent people were shot.
With the holiday travel season nearing, plastic bag manufacturers are coupling with airport authorities to give travelers the plastic bags they need to carry shampoos and other liquid items on airplanes.
OTTAWA (AFP) - A severed human foot has been found in Canada’s westernmost Gulf Islands, marking the third such discovery in six months stumped police said Saturday, noting all three are right feet, size 12, male and shod in sneakers.
I hear that police are on the lookout for people walking clockwise.
This made me laugh.
Update: In the comments the Amy Carlton in question (who may or may not be a dead person) links to her version of the story…
Anheiser Bush has a patriotic commercial.
GoDaddy as a stupid commercial
Patriots by 17
Update: did I say patriots by 17… i meant giants with 17… yeah that’s it.
in the late 80’s I witnessed a woman with 3 crates filled with live chickens board the subway in New York City.
I’m pretty sure this beats that
Stolen from english russia
they’ve got some douchebaggery going on
Absolutely brilliant.
merry christmas everyone!
I’ve never been through Nuremburg.
The incident occurred at the Nuremberg airport on Tuesday, where the 64-year-old man was switching planes on his way home to Dresden from a holiday in Egypt.
New airport rules prohibit passengers from carrying larger quantities of liquid onto planes, and he was told at a security check he would have to either throw out the bottle of vodka or pay a fee to have his carry-on bag checked as cargo.
Instead, he chugged the bottle down - and was quickly unable to stand or otherwise function, police said.